11.01.2005

Graphing a relationship....

"Be Specific" with an akward flat-handed-arms-at-an-obtuse-angle gesture is how it all started about six months ago. What did it mean, we pondered. How does this fit into the bigger picture of the male/female relationship?

Well, as David and I were sitting at lunch enjoying Dos Reales the conversation turned to relationships, existing or potential (mostly potential) and perhaps we discovered it.

I'm not going to sell the farm, but I'll let you see the cattle. Basically, a relationship in all phases, can be explained graphically. We focused on the potential relationship. The x-axis is labeled time. There are two y-axis' one describes time spent together (increasing from bottom to top), the other describes thinking about/desire for the person of interest (also increasing from bottom to top). As the lines converge the 'red zone' is entered where action must be taken. In the red zone the male must decide if the desire and time spent have been matched by the corresponding female. If they do not match, clearly the potential relationship needs to be taken to the landfill, but if they do match the relationship must be defined in conversation and both must 'be specific'.

Obviously, there are other external factors, which can be graphed in squared and cubic functions. There's not enough room on blogger to explain variations, but you get the idea. Also, granted it's not perfect, but I'll let you chew on that for awhile and rip it apart in the comments section. Cheers.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm... see this is where boys and girls are hugely different, I never ever think in terms of a graph, all this did was confuse me. Though maybe if I re-read it a few more times part of it might make sense.

Tuesday, 01 November, 2005  
Blogger David said...

That's ok becky...this graph really isn't for girls to understand.

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger David said...

it will however...help girls out in the long run

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger jaymorgner said...

well becky, like i said, it's just the cattle, not the whole farm. if you need more details we can help you out.

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger bri-bri said...

boys are weird. can't we go back to "check yes or no" when we talk about liking each other and pass a note or something?

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger David said...

Bri - it is disappointing. Disappointing because we have fallen so far away from this reality that you speak of...and believe you me...I wish it were that easy, and with Jay and I's help...YES! we can ...someday go back to the note passing with little boxes "will you go out with me" or "do you like me". But we all know that desperate times call for desperate measures and the fact is...we men are just not getting it right. This graph is to help us along.

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger brett.cantrell said...

ah the elusive 'red zone'...

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger bri-bri said...

david,
i am lucky to have such good boys in my life such as you and jayme. you are both wise. ps, did your mom tell you hi from me? i met her a couple weekends ago at leah and tomtom's house...

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger David said...

brett...what a great use of words here - the elusive red zone. Only those who have experienced this red zone know that it is, in fact, extremely elusive (jay...better add this adjective to the archives. It's probably the best description I've heard so far on the red zone - will have to pay brett for the royalties later, but I know it will be worth it)

bri...I wish I could say yes to your question, but I didn't get the message. My mom is still super cool though.

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger bri-bri said...

what about the zone where you're already in the relationship and then suddenly your confused if it's just gotten comfortable or if the other person has sort of checked out with out letting you know? what color is that zone?

and david, your mom will pay for failing to deliver that message.

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

must i say this? ahemm... NNNNEERRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger Kansas said...

Hold up...where's my credit in all this? I believe that I was the inspiration behind the graph - despite the fact that it was clearly explained to me (a few times) that this graph isn't for girls to understand (Becky don't feel bad) Unfortunately we girls happen to be at the mercy of it.

Wednesday, 02 November, 2005  
Blogger jaymorgner said...

ms. warren: i am sorry that you were not the full inspiration, but a cog in the wheel of this genious, no matter what mr. crabb says.

Thursday, 03 November, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are we ever going to see this graph actually illustrated? if you're too shy to use one of your own relationships, feel free to graph one of mine.

Friday, 04 November, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find the graphing system ingenious Jay. Will you please, please graph one of Jeff's relationships?

Tuesday, 22 November, 2005  

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